hello internet.

so i never wanted to have a blog. i was afraid the authorities would find it after i died and it would be mercilessly mocked. like this recent rolling stone article i read about a goth bank heist where the robber's girlfriend had a livejournal and her username was something like "tragedy6739" and all her posts were about the pain associated with living in youngstown, OH and playing dungeons & dragons three times a week. MORTIFYING. but now i've come to terms with the fact that i'll never be a celebrity or do anything edgy enough to warrant a spread in rolling stone, so it's all good.